Textiled Dildos & Other Delights

Articles & Books I’ll Write One Day:

• Fear & Loathing in M’ Lady’s Mustache

• A Well-researched Timeline of the World’s Greatest Sex Toys: Batteries Not Included

• Hirsute Pursuits: Pinstriped Leg Hair, Two Birds in a Bush, and Further Exploits in Body Topiary

• Dr. Comfort or: How I Learned to Stop Freaking Out about My Mother’s Sex Life

• Masters of Crotchet, Vol. I: Hooked on Genitalia

• Masters of Crotchet, Vol. II: Textiled Dildos & Other Delights

• Masters of Crotchet, Vol. III: Tallywhackers in Bamboo, Flax & Plarn

• Masters of Crotchet, Vol. IV: Quims of Whimsy

• 31 Easy Ways to Organize Your S&M Gear

• All I Want for Christmas You Can Find at Merkinstocks

• Xeriscaped Vagina: It’s All Sagebrush & Tumbleweeds Up in Here