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Textiled Dildos & Other Delights

Woman sitting on chair playing with yarn

Articles & Books I’ll Write One Day:

  • Fear & Loathing in M’ Lady’s Mustache
  • A Well-researched Timeline of the World’s Greatest Sex Toys: Batteries Not Included
  • Hirsute Pursuits: Pinstriped Leg Hair, Two Birds in a Bush, and Further Exploits in Body Topiary
  • Dr. Comfort or: How I Learned to Stop Freaking Out about My Mother’s Sex Life
  • Masters of Crotchet, Vol. I: Hooked on Genitalia
  • Masters of Crotchet, Vol. II: Textiled Dildos & Other Delights
  • Masters of Crotchet, Vol. III: Tallywhackers in Bamboo, Flax & Plarn
  • Masters of Crotchet, Vol. IV: Quims of Whimsy
  • 31 Easy Ways to Organize Your S&M Gear
  • All I Want for Christmas You Can Find at Merkinstocks
  • Xeriscaped Vagina: It’s All Sagebrush & Tumbleweeds Up in Here

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