Braindrops
So many braindrops, falling from my eye eyes
For Tooth & Tome
If you lived anywhere near Seattle and had a Costco membership in early pandemic days, chances are Marcia saved your butt from chafing.
Vehicle of Mass Instruction
Meet the vehicle you can ride through procrastination. Bonus: It’s fueled by brain farts.
The Porcelain Charts
“A woman must have money and a bathroom of her own if she is to write a blog.” —Virginia Woolf
The Psychologist’s Hoop Skirt
From the mind of an upper cruster on the internet
I’m Not Jerry Seinfeld
What’s the deal with swimming pools?
Shite.
Don’t touch my mustache—one of the best mnemonics I’ve ever met—too bad it didn’t help me learn to spell the damn thing.