Its Me

Fucked.

This was the conversation. The names have been changed to protect you from becoming an accomplice to murder.

You’ve been warned.

This.

If you lived anywhere near Seattle and had a Costco membership in early pandemic days, chances are Marcia saved your butt from chafing.

This just in: Your words have weight … so does your body.

“A woman must have money and a bathroom of her own if she is to write a blog.” —Virginia Woolf

What’s the deal with swimming pools?

Don’t touch my mustache—one of the best mnemonics I’ve ever met—too bad it didn’t help me learn to spell the damn thing.